I'm going to jail if I roll another 5 in Monopoly

I'm going to jail if I roll another 5 in Monopoly  Successful Black Man

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral "We should do this again, sometime."

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral

I get lonely sometimes but I don't really enjoy being around people anymore

I get lonely sometimes but I don't really enjoy being around people anymore  First World Problems

Attends Bad Luck Contest 2nd Place

Attends Bad Luck Contest 2nd Place  Bad Luck Brian

gets bullied homeschooled

gets bullied homeschooled  Bad Luck Brian

got one night stand at ikea

got one night stand at ikea  Forever Alone

If you want to start Job Growth You have to stimulate the private sector

If you want to start Job Growth You have to stimulate the private sector  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

break up because she's smothering you wake up because she's smothering you

break up because she's smothering you wake up because she's smothering you  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Blasts gangsta rap out of his car Turns it down when passing children

Blasts gangsta rap out of his car Turns it down when passing children  Misc

Left the lights on in the car last night Car still started in the morning

Left the lights on in the car last night Car still started in the morning  Success Kid