"you apologize too much" sorry

Finishes Presentation "the end."

Finishes Presentation

get a new video game at birthday party secretly wish everyone would leave so you could play

get a new video game at birthday party secretly wish everyone would leave so you could play  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Happy cows come from California We aren't from california

Happy cows come from California We aren't from california  Evil cows

jaywalks Gets a ticket

jaywalks Gets a ticket  Bad Luck Brian

Class room attendance Rehearses saying "here" in his head

Class room attendance Rehearses saying

She said I was just average. How mean.

She said I was just average. How mean.  Lame Pun Coon

Has transparent shower curtains Doesn't have to worry about serial killers hiding in the shower

Has transparent shower curtains Doesn't have to worry about serial killers hiding in the shower   Success Kid

You came to the wrong neighborhood You'll want to get back on the highway and take the 3rd exit next to the Exxon

You came to the wrong neighborhood You'll want to get back on the highway and take the 3rd exit next to the Exxon  Successful Black Man

The children wouldn't drink without a straw Now they can't eat without one

The children wouldn't drink without a straw Now they can't eat without one  Vengeance Dad