I'm going to bash these crackers which will function as substitute croutons for this delicious Mediterranean bisque

I'm going to bash these crackers which will function as substitute croutons for this delicious Mediterranean bisque   Successful Black Man

Whaddya mean I'm not a bear? the fuck is a marsupial?

Whaddya mean I'm not a bear? the fuck is a marsupial?  koala bear

I'll take your finest chronic please

 I'll take your finest chronic please  Original Business Cat

Preaches sanctity of marriage dumps wife for mistress... twice

Preaches sanctity of marriage dumps wife for mistress... twice  Scumbag Gingrich

Huge Snowstorm hits city 5 day weekend

Huge Snowstorm hits city 5 day weekend   Success Kid

Damn Girl Back that UP or you will lose all your files

Damn Girl Back that UP or you will lose all your files  Successful Black Man

WELCOME TO America Where the petitions get signed but the signatures don't matter

WELCOME TO America Where the petitions get signed but the signatures don't matter  Whose Line

GETS TEXT MESSAGE "YOUR VERIZON BILL IS AVAILABLE"

GETS TEXT MESSAGE

Running for president still doing his duty as a congressman by proposing legislation to repeal Indefinite detention

Running for president still doing his duty as a congressman by proposing legislation to repeal Indefinite detention  Ron Paul

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks