Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months

Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months  Forever Alone

Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put "first post" in title

Submits first post on Reddit Doesn't put

Lists bible as favorite book in profile. Has never actually read the bible.

Lists bible as favorite book in profile.   Has never actually read the bible.   Annoying Facebook Girl

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple

Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder,  adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance.  not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple  Advice God

Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE

Dad, I wanna go on adventures I was an adventurer once... Then you took an arrow... THEN THE CONDOM BROKE  Stare Dad

First day of class Teacher went over more than just the syllabus

First day of class Teacher went over more than just the syllabus   First World Problems

GF goes on birth control Boobs got bigger

GF goes on birth control Boobs got bigger  Success Kid

Sees that you're having a bad day Reminds you of every mistake you've ever made

Sees that you're having a bad day Reminds you of every mistake you've ever made  Scumbag Brain

You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.

You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.  Lame Pun Coon

gives advice on women all the time still a virgin

gives advice on women all the time still a virgin  College Freshman