Cute girl around? Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.

Cute girl around? 
 Hey dude, here's some of the stupidest shit you could possibly say.   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if flirting Or just being a girl

Not sure if flirting Or just being a girl  Futurama Fry

Period is one day late pregnant

Period is one day late pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Reddit? Better post every stupid fucking animal I've ever been forwarded.

Reddit? Better post every stupid fucking animal I've ever been forwarded.     Grandma finds the Internet

Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Don't say a word to her all semester

Purposefully sit next to cute girl in class Don't say a word to her all semester    Socially Awkward Penguin

At stop light with turn signal on in sync with car in front

At stop light with turn signal on in sync with car in front  Success Kid

So a man walks into a bar and he starts slowly tearing his family apart with his serious alcoholism

So a man walks into a bar and he starts slowly tearing his family apart with his serious alcoholism  Anti-Joke Chicken

its annoying how young kids already have the iphone when i was 11 i had a flip phone wow people are spoiled!!!!

its annoying how young kids already have the iphone when i was 11 i had a flip phone wow people are spoiled!!!!  Annoying Facebook Girl

You're only 18 and already engaged? You must be really mature for your age

You're only 18 and already engaged? You must be really mature for your age  Creepy Wonka

I like you! I think i will kill you last!

I like you! I think i will kill you last!  Evil Plotting Raccoon