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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
626,432 shares
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
81,162 shares
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
61,008 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
815,320 shares
I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
356,025 shares
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
264,110 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
241,163 shares
I like you! I think i will kill you last!
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
51,915 shares
take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
26,772 shares
Laugh more daily
![I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/49/49009ef2b63ce9ebf795c90b71dd664f70dc947583928aa82d71291f6693d96c.jpg)
