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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
623,298 shares
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
79,264 shares
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
59,217 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
810,088 shares
I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
353,001 shares
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
261,579 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
237,010 shares
I like you! I think i will kill you last!
113,928 shares
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
24,850 shares
Laugh more daily
![I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.](http://s.quickmeme.com/img/49/49009ef2b63ce9ebf795c90b71dd664f70dc947583928aa82d71291f6693d96c.jpg)
