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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
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I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
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Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
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I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
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university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
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Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
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I like you! I think i will kill you last!
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It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
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take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
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