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EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVENT BEEN IN POWER IN FOREVER.  I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU  Paranoid Parrot

There's trust, then there's paranoia

FRIEND PULLS HARMLESS APRIL FOOLS WHEN I ASKED HIM NOT TO CAN'T TRUST HIM EVER AGAIN! Paranoid Parrot

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I'M ALWAYS FEELIN' LIKE SOMBODYS SQUAAAACHIN' MEE! Paranoid Parrot

The 1920s and the 2020s

THE 1920S WAS NICKNAMED THE FIRST

In the 2020s,

THE 2020S I WILL HAVE A CAR, A WIFE, AND CHILDREN. BUT I WILL ACTUALLY START DRIVING A CAR IN 2014. Paranoid Parrot

Why do 1988 and 2016 both start on Friday?

WHY DO THE LEAP YEARS 1988 AND 2016 BOTH START ON FRIDAY? BECAUSE AFTER 28 YEARS, CALENDARS REPEAT THEMSELVES. Paranoid Parrot

Walk home from work behind somebody, they think I'm stalking them...

WALK HOME FROM WORK BEHIND SOMEBODY THEY THINK I'M STALKING THEM Paranoid Parrot

As a science student...

I CAN'T POSSIBLY WRITE ANY STATEMENT WITHOUT A SERIOUS REFERENCE Paranoid Parrot

April Fools

APRIL FOOLS DAY  PARANOID OF NETWORK FAILURES Paranoid Parrot