Will Ferrell

I named my penis the truth Because Bitches can't handle it

I named my penis the truth  Because Bitches can't handle it   Will Ferrell

Work offensive

SOMETIMES I SIT AND PONDER  IS BITCHES AND HOES...... WORK OFFENSIVE  Will Ferrell

Sarcasm with Will

IF I'M SARCASTIC WHEN I TALK TO YOU IT'S EITHER BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AND FEEL COMFORTABLE  TEASING YOU OR I HATE YOU AND CAN'T STAND YOU HAVE FUN FIGURING OUT WHICH ONE IT IS... Will Ferrell

WEEED KILLS

MONEY, GUNS AND GREED DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE. WEED KILLS PEOPLE Will Ferrell

Will Lollell

OPINIONS ARE LIKE ORGASMS MINE IS MORE IMPORTANT AND I DON'T REALLY CARE IF YOU HAVE ONE Will Ferrell

words from will.

IF TYRONE IS SCREWING WIVES

# that ass

I'M GOING TO PUT A HASHTAG ON YOUR ASS AND SEE HOW MANY HITS IT GETS!!!!!! Will Ferrell

Keep it turned up!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY YOU AWESOME BASTARD! Will Ferrell

Happy Birthday Jay!

  YOU AWESOME BASTARD! Will Ferrell

I hate it when people criticize Kimmy Schmidt

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE KIMMY SCHMIDT THEY DON'T KNOW WHO SHE REALLY IS. THEY DON'T KNOW KNOW HER LIFE. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH. Will Ferrell