How this for a red pill?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A MGTOW Matrix Morpheus

Know it alls

LUKAS GRAHAM NEW HIM BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS Hipster Barista

birthday fff

YESTERDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY BUT NO ONE KNOWS Forever Alone

Truly Foul

MY LAST GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE I FARTED ON HER FACE Foul Bachelor Frog

My Last Girlfriend Broke Up With Me

  Foul Bachelor Frog

Zèbruminati infiltration

  Success Kid

Showtyme

SO DAVID WANTS TO CHANGE DATE.. I CAN'T WAIT TO HERE THIS... Condescending Wonka

Arthur working late

WORK UNTIL 6? SURE, OWL BE UP. Skeptical Owl

I reckon

I RECKON WHEN HE'S DONE WITH YA  IMA STEAL EHM DAG ON GYM SHOES Almost Politically Correct Redneck

How you handle rape

OH YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?  TELL ME AGAIN HOW GOOD YOU HANDLE RAPE  Condescending Wonka