What really happened

 I'M CONSTIPATED! Misc

long distance future gf

I'M IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN THE FUTURE Forever Alone

be professional

BE PROFESSIONAL YOU FUCKING MORON Misc

pretty much

THINKS COLLEGE TUITION SHOULD BE FREE SO PEOPLE CAN GET EDUCATION BLAMES VIOLENCE ON INANIMATE OBJECT College Liberal

Don't be a chump

DON'T BE A CHUMP VOTE FOR TRUMP Success Kid

Working hard this wknd

HAVE TO WORK THIS WEEKEND NOT SURE WHETHER TO HAVE DINNER AT  ABACUS OR NOBU First World Problems

Norma's Leaving ?!

MONDAY MORNING, BE HERE. OTHERWISE I CRY AND BUST YOUR KNEE CAPS! Baby Godfather

My school took away cell phones

TAKES AWAY CELL PHONES WANTS EVERYBODY TO LIKE HER College Liberal

Cat Hater

CAT HATER'S  FANTACEY Misc

dos equis

I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN A SORORITY, BUT WHEN I DO, I JOIN DELTA GAMMA. The Most Interesting Man In The World