I luv you

PLAYS DINO D-DAY TO STUDY FOR HISTORY TEST INSTANTLY GIVEN A DIPLOMA Success Kid

I don't like school

I BET DINO D-DAY IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE  Lazy College Senior

degenerative

I MAY NOT ALWAYS WORK BUT WHEN I DO... I GET BITE IN THE FACE conspiracy keanu

so much errors

NINETY MILLION ERRORS MISSING ONE CURLY BRACE Programmer

Psycho mistress..

HI, I WANT TO BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND!  NO..YOUR GOOD LOOKING HUSBAND ISN'T MY BOSS AND MY EVERY FANTASY..NOW WHERE'S THAT EXTRA HOUSE KEY HIDDEN? Overly Attached Girlfriend

australian version teacher mum

DID I REALLY JUST CALL MY TEACHER MUM! Regretful Toddler

Butt R GMO dont

 BUTT ARE GMO HEALTHCARE DONT COVER PUSSY SURGRIES Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I can't wait to hear this

TELL ME MORE HOW YOU COACH WRESTLING  WHEN YOU PLAYED BASKETBALL  Condescending Wonka

greek joker

ΣΚΟΤΩΝΕΙ Ο ΧΩΡΙΣΜΕΝΟΣ ΠΑΤΕΡΑΣ ΤΗΝ ΜΗΤΕΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΓΙΝΕΤΑΙ ΧΑΜΟΣ ΣΤΑ AMBER ALLERT  ΣΚΟΤΩΝΕΙ Η ΧΩΡΙΣΜΕΝΗ ΜΗΤΕΡΑ ΤΟΝ ΠΑΤΕΡΑ, ΤΟΝ ΒΑΖΕΙ ΣΤΟΝ ΚΑΤΑΨΥΚΤΗ, ΠΑΙΡΝΕΙ ΤΟ ΠΑΙΔΙ ΚΙ ΕΞΑΦΑΝΙΖΕΤΑΙ ΣΤΗ ΒΟΥΛΓΑΡΙΑ ΚΑΙ ΔΕΝ ΝΟΙΑΖΕΤΑΙ ΚΑΝΕΙΣ Joker Mind Loss

Entertainer blues

WHEN THE WAITER BE LIKE WE CAN'T ACCEPT YOUR ENTERTAINER VOUCHER Confession Bear