Sammy Sweeper

MY OLD BUDDY SWEEPER ASKED ME TO WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Misc

Seasonal Retail Sucks

PUT OUT CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER OR SKIP THANKSGIVING ENTIRELY AND NO ONE CARES.    BUT PUT VALENTINE'S DAY CANDY OUT ON CHRISTMAS EVE AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR MINDS. Joker Mind Loss

Blunt object

I NEED A HUGE BLUNT OBJECT TO HAMMER THIS NAIL INTO THE WALL Successful Black Man

Come on!

IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ME IN INDIANAPOLIS THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

Uhm... thanks mom

I PUT A HANDGRENADE IN YOUR LUCHBAG JUST TO BE SURE Sheltering Suburban Mom

See u

JIMMY ILL GET YA Success Kid

This always happens

STUDIED FOR THE SPELLING BEE FOR WEEKS! SPELLED HELLO WITH ONE L Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

badass dandelion

RIGHT BACK AT YOU. WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW? Misc

Odds makers taking Bets

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU WANNA BET  100 BUCKS ON FRANK TO BEAT ALLISON  Skeptical Third World Kid

teles a fundo

VAMOS ENCONTRAR PETRÓLEO AHHH FUUUNNDDOOOO! Misc