Fantasy Playoff Whiner

I COULD'VE MADE THE FANTASY PLAYOFFS IF I'D GOTTEN THE PLAYER I WANTED OFF WAIVERS. Butthurt Dweller

Give it a catchy title, Be creative!

SIGNED UP TO LOOT PALACE! EZ MONEY :D Success Kid

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY THE BASS, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE YOUR BUTTS ARE SHAKIN'!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Audacious dog

FROG FLOPS!  WHY NOT DOG FLOPS? Good Dog Greg

Business Cat

FROG FLOPS! WHY NOT CAT FLOPS? Business Cat

cookies and data are friends

COOKIES NO LONGER SATE MY HUNGER IT IS DATA I DESIRE Cookie Monster

Jealousy!

FROG FLOPS! WHY NOT DUCK FLOPS! Actual Advice Mallard

The Boss

NOBODY LEAVES THIS PLACE... UNTIL I FIND MY FROG FLOPS! Baby Godfather

Babe

WHEN YOUR HUSBAND GOES HOME AFTER 3 DAYS AND YOUR PUSSY FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN FUCKED WITH TRAFFIC CONES EPIC JACKIE CHAN

Frog Flops

MY FACE! WHEN I LOSE MY PAIR OF FROG FLOPS Foul Bachelor Frog