Bad time finals

IF YOU TAKE ALL YOUR FINAL EXAMS ON ONE DAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Youre gonna have a bad time

Life is a box of cheap chocolates

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.    A CHEAP, THOUGHTLESS, PERFUNCTORY GIFT THAT NOBODY EVER ASKS FOR. Offensive Forrest Gump

A box without the chocolates

 LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. A CHEAP, THOUGHTLESS, PERFUNCTORY GIFT THAT NOBODY EVER ASKS FOR. UNRETURNABLE BECAUSE ALL YOU GET BACK IS ANOTHER BOX OF CHOCOLATES. SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH THIS UNDEFINABLE WHIPPED MINT CRAP THAT YOU MINDLESSLY WOLF DOWN   SO, YOU END UP WITH NOTHING BUT BROKEN BITS FILLED WITH HARDENED JELLY AND TEETH-SHATTERING NUTS. AND IF YOU'RE DESPERATE ENOUGH TO EAT THOSE, ALL YOU GOT LEFT IS AN EMPTY BOX FILLED WITH USELESS BROWN PAPER WRAPPERS. Offensive Forrest Gump

Final exams all on one day

IF YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINAL EXAMS ON ONE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

Final exams all on one day

IF YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINAL EXAMS ON ONE DAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

thanksgiving perks

EAT EVERYTHING, HUGE DUMP MOM'S HOUSE, THE BATHROOM HAS WET WIPES Success Kid

Balo

BALO      S KAKVO DA VI POMOGNA  Lawyer Dog

parents pay college and car

 HAVE NO FURNITURE TO SIT IN Bad Luck Brian

why you have a nice acura TL

AND NO FURNITURE WHYY Y U No

Nothing grinds my gears

YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS? NOTHING. Grinds my gears