Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

Nadus Birthday

I´M NOT A SMART MAN.. BUT I KNOW THAT TODAY´S A SPECIAL DAY. Offensive Forrest Gump

Calvinism in a nutshell

CALVINISM IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT  YOU'RE GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

too much icecream

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LT. DAN MOSHER DID YOU POOP TODAY ? Offensive Forrest Gump

Go Fuck Yourself Gump

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.  GO FUCK YOURSELF!  Offensive Forrest Gump

Dependa Gump

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.  YOUR DEPENDA CONSUMES IT ALL BEFORE YOU GET A CHANCE TO ENJOY IT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.  Offensive Forrest Gump

forest magic pipe

MAMA SAID, IT WAS MY MAGIC PIPE... IT WOULD TAKE ME ANYWHERE... Offensive Forrest Gump

A voir dire's like a box of chocolates...

THEY SAID I WAHSN'T QUAHLIFIED TAH BE A JURAHR Offensive Forrest Gump

Law school

                      FEE SIMPLE DETERMINABLE?                 I TRIED PROF. DILLER  Offensive Forrest Gump