Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

unexpected box

KELLEY'S LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES... HER MANAGERS & POTENTIAL CLIENTS SHOULD EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. Offensive Forrest Gump

A flood?

HOW ARE YOU GONNA DOGGIE PADDLE? LT. DAN, YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS. Offensive Forrest Gump

A flood?

BUT WE CAN'T DOGGIE PADDLE YOU GOT NO LEGS LT. DAN Offensive Forrest Gump

MOMMA SAID

MOMMA SAID LIFES LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES  IT DOESN'T LAST AS LONG FOR FAT PEOPLE Offensive Forrest Gump

Smarter than Raffaele

For those too stupid to know

MAMA ALWAYS SAID STUPID IS WHAT STUPID DOES BUT MAMA NEVER KNEW SOME ONE AS STUPID AS YOU Offensive Forrest Gump

global proxy

I FEEL THE NEED FOR GLOBAL PROXY Offensive Forrest Gump

I'am not a smart man.

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