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"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

But Kellyanne

BUT KELLYANNE YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS Offensive Forrest Gump

Oh Mike...Stupid is as Stupid does

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I dgaf about your drama

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DRAMA AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT Offensive Forrest Gump

You going fishing?

YOU GOING FISHING THIS WEEKEND? NOPE WEATHER IS TO NICE AND JONES HAS A BB GAME. Offensive Forrest Gump

Michelle's Balls

WHOLLY CRAP LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MICHELLE'S BALLS Offensive Forrest Gump

No taste

BUT LIEUTENANT DAN YOU AIN'T GOT NO TASTE Offensive Forrest Gump

But lieutenant Dan

 YOU AIN'T GOT NO TASTE Offensive Forrest Gump

Thank you

I LOVE YOU DANNY Offensive Forrest Gump