Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

suck it b-rock

PLAYLISTS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YA NEVER KNOW WHAT YA GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

dumb receptionists

KATY FAMILY PHYSICIANS I AM NEW AND NOT THAT INTELLIGENT Offensive Forrest Gump

no legs worker

LT GREENE YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS! Offensive Forrest Gump

It's a jeep thing.

MY FACE. . . .  WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS MY JEEP A HUMMER. Offensive Forrest Gump

When My boyfriend told me the NCAA tournament was in a football stadium...

I AM NOT A SMART MAN... BUT I KNOW WHAT A FOOTBALL FIELD IS Offensive Forrest Gump

True story

THE GOSPEL IS NOT A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

Office Worker Forrest

MOMMA SAYS NO YELLING OR COMPLAINING IN THE OFFICE... IF YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE LT. DAN I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO HER... Offensive Forrest Gump

Children Are Like a Box of Chocolates

CHILDREN ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump