Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

something bit me!

  Offensive Forrest Gump

what? what?

WHAT'S AT  MEAN?  Offensive Forrest Gump

COme on it's funny

LIFE IS A BOX OF CUBE SHAPED CHOCOLATES  I LIED, IT'S NOT, MORE HOMEWORKS Offensive Forrest Gump

Comfy Shorts

THOSE LOOK LIKE COMFORTABLE SHORTS Offensive Forrest Gump

Alabama Gump

COME JENNY WE'RE GOING TO GREENBOW ALABAMA Offensive Forrest Gump

Stupid is as Stupid Does

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES YOU DON'T TEST A CUT RESISTANT GLOVE WITH IT ON YOUR HAND! Offensive Forrest Gump

Stupid keys locked in car.

STUPID IS. . LOCKED IN THE BOOT. Offensive Forrest Gump

BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS LT. DAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY! Offensive Forrest Gump