Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

Gump on a Trump

GOP IS, AS GOP DOES  Offensive Forrest Gump

window gump

MOMMA SAID LIFE IS LIKE A WINDOW SOMETIMES IT JUST NEEDS TO BE PUT BACK ON TRACK Offensive Forrest Gump

After Moving That Desk

PRETTY TIRED THINK I'LL GO HOME NOW Offensive Forrest Gump

Stupid is as stupid does

STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES  BUT DUMBASS IS TO THE BONE Offensive Forrest Gump

No one evah expects a sha-art.

LIFE IS LIKE A BOWL OF PEACHES AND GOAT CHEESE, ANNE NO ONE EVAH EXPECTS A SHA-ART. Offensive Forrest Gump

Peaches & goat cheese don't mix!

SORRY ANNE, BUT LIFE IS LIKE A BOWL OF PEACHES AND GOAT CHEESE... AND NOBODY EVAH EXPECTS A SHA-ART. Offensive Forrest Gump

Momma Says

I WAS NAMED AFTER NATHAN BEDFORD FORREST       BUBBA DIDN'T MIND!      Offensive Forrest Gump

"STUPID IS, STUPID DOES"

  Offensive Forrest Gump