Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

35 bucks

WHAT CAN I GET FOR 35 DOLLARS? YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP IT AND PAY OFF YOUR TRAILER! Offensive Forrest Gump

I am sorry I am going to get wasted at your black panther party!

  Offensive Forrest Gump

I'm sorry I am going to get wasted at you black panther party!

  Offensive Forrest Gump

unexpected box

KELLEY'S LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES... HER MANAGERS & POTENTIAL CLIENTS SHOULD EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED. Offensive Forrest Gump

A flood?

HOW ARE YOU GONNA DOGGIE PADDLE? LT. DAN, YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS. Offensive Forrest Gump

A flood?

BUT WE CAN'T DOGGIE PADDLE YOU GOT NO LEGS LT. DAN Offensive Forrest Gump

MOMMA SAID

MOMMA SAID LIFES LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES  IT DOESN'T LAST AS LONG FOR FAT PEOPLE Offensive Forrest Gump

Smarter than Raffaele