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"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

NHL 1

    AND JUST LIKE THAT...     EVERYONES BRACKET WAS BUSTED Offensive Forrest Gump

NHL BRACKET

AND JUST LIKE THAT EVERYONES BRACKET WAS NUSTED Offensive Forrest Gump

Jack - i may not be as computer savvy as you...

 BUT I CAN PAINT CIRCLES AROUND YOU Offensive Forrest Gump

But Kellyanne

BUT KELLYANNE YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS Offensive Forrest Gump

Oh Mike...Stupid is as Stupid does

  Offensive Forrest Gump

I dgaf about your drama

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DRAMA AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT Offensive Forrest Gump

You going fishing?

YOU GOING FISHING THIS WEEKEND? NOPE WEATHER IS TO NICE AND JONES HAS A BB GAME. Offensive Forrest Gump

Michelle's Balls

WHOLLY CRAP LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MICHELLE'S BALLS Offensive Forrest Gump