said no recruiter ever

I LOVE DECIPHERING SLOPPY HANDWRITING! SAID NO RECRUITER EVER Unhelpful High School Teacher

Knowing sister has the best brother

MY SISTER HAS THE BEST BROTHER HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA! Success Kid

Happy Birthday Amber!

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO AMBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bus Bus bus Bus bus bus Bus

IF YOU DON'T PAY FOR THE BUS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

I'll have you know

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WATCHED A SCARY MOVIE LAST NIGHT  AND ONLY JUMPED 5 TIMES  Tough Spongebob

Indy Wrestling champ

I'M IN TRAINING FOR ME INDY WRESTLING TITLE RUN Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Knowing my Sister has the best brother

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISA!!!! Success Kid

Jasons toad

I ALREADY TOAD YOU I BELONG IN JASONS BUTT Foul Bachelor Frog

Pregnancy, BITCH.

PREGNANCY IS BEAUTIF.... MAN, SHUT UP! Batman Slapping Robin

Max Planck

POSTIVISM  Ancient Aliens