overly manly man

Morning Wood? You mean my girlfriend's alarm clock?

Morning Wood? You mean my girlfriend's alarm clock?  overly manly man

Eats nails for breakfast? Yeah. On my grocery list for Home Depot.

Eats nails for breakfast? Yeah. On my grocery list for Home Depot.  overly manly man

Bullets? YOU MEAN Back up weapon for my bayonet?

Bullets? YOU MEAN Back up weapon for my bayonet?  overly manly man

First Aid Kit? You mean Jack Daniel's

First Aid Kit? You mean Jack Daniel's  overly manly man

Gunshots? You mean Motivation?

Gunshots? You mean Motivation?  overly manly man

Voltage tester. You mean fingers?

Voltage tester.  You mean fingers?   overly manly man

Band aid? You mean bitch sticker

Band aid? You mean bitch sticker  overly manly man

blizzard? you mean free ice cream?

blizzard? you mean free ice cream?  overly manly man

republicans are just angels i haven't introduced to jesus yet

republicans are just angels i haven't introduced to jesus yet  overly manly man

13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder. pussies

13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13, I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder. pussies  overly manly man
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