overly manly man

restaurant ? oh, you mean that place where i fuck the waitresses and then have dinner.

restaurant ? oh, you mean that place where i fuck the waitresses and then have dinner.  overly manly man

video games? oh, you mean the things that help fat, lazy people pass the time.

video games? oh, you mean the things that help fat, lazy people pass the time.  overly manly man

the terminator ? oh, you mean the guy i beat the shit out of last week.

the terminator ? oh, you mean the guy i beat the shit out of last week.  overly manly man

manscaping? oh, you mean impressing the ladies.

manscaping? oh, you mean impressing the ladies.  overly manly man

masturbation? oh, you mean a tryout.

masturbation? oh, you mean a tryout.  overly manly man

cut an artery time to learn to sew

cut an artery time to learn to sew  overly manly man

A perp let me off with a warning today. I only shot three of his tires.

A perp let me off with a warning today. I only shot three of his tires.  overly manly man

Band Aid? You mean "bitch sticker."

Band Aid? You mean

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?  overly manly man

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?  overly manly man
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