overly manly man

put on a shirt? Im too poor to buy your emergency bills

put on a shirt? Im too poor to buy your emergency bills  overly manly man

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?

Pain Pills? YOU MEAN BITCH MINTS?  overly manly man

Illegal Immigrants? Want to fight about it?

Illegal Immigrants? Want to fight about it?  overly manly man

gun fight ? oh, you mean the way complete wimps settle differences without throwing punches.

gun fight ? oh, you mean the way complete wimps settle differences without throwing punches.  overly manly man

chuck once saved me from an encounter with a bear one more living bear

chuck once saved me from an encounter with a bear one more living bear  overly manly man

restraining order? oh, that's where the judge forces me to tie her down and rape her.

restraining order? oh, that's where the judge forces me to tie her down and rape her.  overly manly man

monogamous relationship? oh, you mean castration?

monogamous relationship? oh, you mean castration?  overly manly man

Cyanide pill? You mean breath mints?

Cyanide pill? You mean breath mints?  overly manly man

When using a table saw every cut is a safe cut. Unless you're a bitch.

When using a table saw every cut is a safe cut. Unless you're a bitch.  overly manly man

Chuck Norris? Yeah, I chucked him in the dumpster with the others.

Chuck Norris? Yeah, I chucked him in the dumpster with the others.  overly manly man
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