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You need a shoulder to cry on? You mean dick to ride on

You need a shoulder to cry on? You mean dick to ride on  overly manly man

Tylenol You mean bitch pills

Tylenol You mean bitch pills  overly manly man

Bill of Rights? You mean Terrorist enabler?

Bill of Rights? You mean Terrorist enabler?  overly manly man

You shot a Desert Eagle? You mean a pea shooter.

You shot a Desert Eagle? You mean a pea shooter.  overly manly man

The doctor said I had a 20% chance of living if they didn't amputate my leg I told them they're not taking my leg...I can't do manual labor with one leg

The doctor said I had a 20% chance  of living if they didn't amputate my leg I told them they're not taking my leg...I can't do manual labor with one leg  overly manly man

Seatbelt? you mean lady harness?

Seatbelt? you mean lady harness?  overly manly man

Honey for my tea? YOU MEAN Whiskey?

Honey for my tea? YOU MEAN Whiskey?  overly manly man

Sauna? You mean cooling off station?

Sauna? You mean cooling off station?  overly manly man

boxing gloves? you mean "bitch mittens"?

boxing gloves? you mean

Wish You A Happy Birthday? More Like You Thank Me for Not Pulling Out of Your Mother

Wish You A Happy Birthday? More Like You Thank Me for Not Pulling Out of Your Mother  overly manly man
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