overly manly man

Plectrums? Don't you mean fingernails?

Plectrums?  Don't you mean fingernails?  overly manly man

Did i pack suncreeen? sorry, i left it in my bitch-pouch.

Did i pack suncreeen? sorry, i left it in my bitch-pouch.  overly manly man

Just a minor injury. Hand got in the way of the fan blade on the tractor.

Just a minor injury. Hand got in the way of the fan blade on the tractor.  overly manly man

so you drive a duramax YOU MEAN BITCH wagon!

so you drive a duramax YOU MEAN BITCH wagon!  overly manly man

we're surrounded? excellent. now we can fire in any direction.

we're surrounded? excellent. 
now we can fire in any direction.  overly manly man

Beer? You mean protein shake

Beer? You mean protein shake  overly manly man

foreign policy adviser? You mean military adviser?

foreign policy adviser? You mean military adviser?  overly manly man

white people, you mean spear food.

white people, you mean spear food.  overly manly man

10-14 inches of snow? You mean light flurries?

10-14 inches of snow? You mean light flurries?  overly manly man

Want a Shot of whiskey? No thank you, whiskey makes my knuckles bleed

Want a Shot of whiskey? No thank you, whiskey makes my knuckles bleed  overly manly man
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