overly manly man

VEGETARIAN ? I ONLY EAT THINGS THAT HAD A MOTHER

VEGETARIAN ?  I ONLY EAT THINGS THAT HAD A MOTHER   overly manly man

smoked a cigarette cigarette got cancer

smoked a cigarette cigarette got cancer  overly manly man

Pick Up line? You mean my beard.

Pick Up line? You mean my beard.  overly manly man

helmet ? you mean hair

          helmet ? you mean hair  overly manly man

Stitches? You mean super glue

Stitches? You mean super glue  overly manly man

your wife wants a watch for christmas? did the clock in your kitchen stop working?

your wife wants a watch for christmas? did the clock in your kitchen stop working?  overly manly man

a ban on deadly weapons? You mean my thumbs?

a ban on deadly weapons? You mean my thumbs?  overly manly man

Cold medicine? You mean whiskey?

Cold medicine? You mean whiskey?  overly manly man

You want something shitty? Close your eyes and I'll give you a turd sandwhich.

You want something shitty? Close your eyes and I'll give you a turd sandwhich.  overly manly man

Cocktails? You mean alcohol for pussies?

Cocktails? You mean alcohol for pussies?  overly manly man
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