overly manly man

Beer Bottle opener? You mean my teeth?

Beer Bottle opener?
 You mean my teeth?
  overly manly man

Painkillers? Bullshit

Painkillers? Bullshit  overly manly man

Toilet seat covers? You mean ass gaskets

Toilet seat covers? You mean ass gaskets  overly manly man

Punching Bag You mean my wife?

Punching Bag You mean my wife?  overly manly man

Stroh and absinthe shot? you mean partystarter

Stroh and absinthe shot? you mean partystarter  overly manly man

College math? You mean high school math

College math? You mean high school math  overly manly man

Flu shot? you mean mom's day care

Flu shot? you mean mom's day care  overly manly man

Adorable kittens? you mean treats for my snake

Adorable kittens?  you mean treats for my snake   overly manly man

Finger amputation? You mean my TEETH?

Finger amputation? You mean my TEETH?  overly manly man

Frostbite? You mean an ice-tan?

Frostbite? You mean an ice-tan?  overly manly man
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