TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
I like you! I think i will kill you last!
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
Laugh more daily