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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
626,606 shares
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
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notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
61,130 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
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I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
356,191 shares
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
264,293 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
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I like you! I think i will kill you last!
117,929 shares
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
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take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
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Laugh more daily
![I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/49/49009ef2b63ce9ebf795c90b71dd664f70dc947583928aa82d71291f6693d96c.jpg)
