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TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING
626,615 shares
I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it
81,306 shares
notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.
61,147 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open
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I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.
356,200 shares
university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors
264,300 shares
Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around
241,339 shares
I like you! I think i will kill you last!
117,945 shares
It's not premarital sex If you never get married.
52,061 shares
take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't
26,917 shares
Laugh more daily
![I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/49/49009ef2b63ce9ebf795c90b71dd664f70dc947583928aa82d71291f6693d96c.jpg)
