sheltered suburban mom

Believes a man put two of every animal on a hand-made boat to escape a global flood. Thinks rising sea levels are a hoax.

Believes a man put two of every animal on a hand-made boat to escape a global flood. Thinks rising sea levels are a hoax.   sheltered suburban mom

Scolds kid for talking openly about pot on facebook wimsically Posts mixed drink recipies on her page for everyone to see

Scolds kid for talking openly about pot on facebook wimsically Posts mixed drink recipies on her page for everyone to see  sheltered suburban mom

"I think it's sick how 16 and pregnant glamorizes teen sexuality" "I'm so proud of my little Madison. Today her cheer squad raised a record amount, at its annual car wash."

Logic is for those who don't have faith.

Logic is for those  who don't have faith.  sheltered suburban mom

defeated in debate "aren't you greatful for all the money i spend on your life and belongings? i am ashamed of you!"

defeated in debate

Gives you a hard time about not carrying your own mug into starbucks Drives an SUV

Gives you a hard time about not carrying your own mug into starbucks Drives an SUV  sheltered suburban mom

There are no reported marijuana deaths because they all died doing things that sober people are usually doing

There are no reported marijuana deaths because they all died doing things that sober people are usually doing  sheltered suburban mom

I can always tell when my son is smoking pot he gets all skinny

I can always tell when my son is smoking pot he gets all skinny  sheltered suburban mom

I support traditional marriage

I support traditional marriage   sheltered suburban mom

tells kid to put down the trashy magazine he has while browsing the national enquirer

tells kid to put down the trashy magazine he has while browsing the national enquirer  sheltered suburban mom
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