sheltered suburban mom

"i scanned the theater for hooded black teens at the theater" "before choosing a seat at THE WATCH"

Gets mad at you for smoking weed smokes cigarettes

Gets mad at you for smoking weed smokes cigarettes  sheltered suburban mom

Being Catholic I never read the whole bible

Being Catholic I never read the whole bible  sheltered suburban mom

Son has $630 in small bills Thinks it 's great that he's saving his money

Son has $630 in small bills Thinks it 's great that he's saving his money  sheltered suburban mom

Politics? No way that can impact the business I own.

Politics? No way that can impact the business I own.  sheltered suburban mom

"son,your drug abuse is a serious problem." gives the baby tylenol when it starts fussing

shooting in Colorado won't let you see dark knight rises

shooting in Colorado  won't let you see dark knight rises  sheltered suburban mom

Posts 'memes' to reddit Doesn't believe Dawkins made any academic contribution

Posts 'memes' to reddit Doesn't believe Dawkins made any academic contribution  sheltered suburban mom

Tells you to get off the computer While she checks FaceBook on her phone.

Tells you to get off the computer While she checks FaceBook on her phone.   sheltered suburban mom

"I don't need to watch the news anymore" "I already know everything about how Obama's trying to make the country socialist."

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