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if you have pizza delivered after dark turn your light on so we can see your house number

if you have pizza delivered after dark turn your light on so we can see your house number Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't enter an intersection Until you can make it all the way through

Don't enter an intersection Until you can make it all the way through Actual Advice Mallard
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need karma during the day? title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on

need karma during the day? title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on Actual Advice Mallard
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Mothers day is this sunday

Mothers day is this sunday Actual Advice Mallard
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If your man thinks about sex with other women because he isn't getting any... He's not the asshole. you are.

If your man thinks about sex with other women because he isn't getting any... He's not the asshole. you are. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a taxi driver asks you if you're from 'around here' Always say yes because some drivers tend to take the longer routes if you dont know the place so they can charge you more money

If a taxi driver asks you if you're from 'around here' Always say yes because some drivers tend to take the longer routes if you dont know the place so they can charge you more money Actual Advice Mallard
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go to a party finding a way to tolerate social rituals is part of your education

go to a party finding a way to tolerate social rituals is part of your education Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are on a date, give her chocolate when you say goodbye chocolate will give her a good feeling, she will think about you and associate the good feeling with you, so she will want a second date

if you are on a date, give her chocolate when you say goodbye chocolate will give her a good feeling, she will think about you and associate the good feeling with you, so she will want a second date Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're hungry go eat something

If you're hungry go eat something Actual Advice Mallard
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Clogged toilet and no plunger? Pour hot water and shampoo and let sit in toilet, it will unclog in 5 mins

Clogged toilet and no plunger? Pour hot water and shampoo and let sit in toilet, it will unclog in 5 mins Actual Advice Mallard
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