Actual Advice Mallard

if it is raining turn your fucking lights on

if it is raining turn your fucking lights on  Actual Advice Mallard

Take Matches with you when you go out People are always looking for a light and lighting a match will cover up the smell if you have to poop at a party

Take Matches with you when you go out  People are always looking for a light and lighting a match will cover up the smell if you have to poop at a party  Actual Advice Mallard

Appreciate your parents for the good things Everyone makes mistakes, but it's the good that make a person

Appreciate your parents for the good things Everyone makes mistakes, but it's the good that make a person  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone posts this meme always check the comments 95% of the time That's where the REAL AAM is

When someone posts this meme always check the comments 95% of the time
That's where the REAL AAM is  Actual Advice Mallard

if you see a sheep submerged in water get it out of the water or it'll drown

if you see a sheep submerged in water get it out of the water or it'll drown  Actual Advice Mallard

When you don't want someone to look through the cracks in a public bathroom stall. Casually cough when they enter the bathroom.

When you don't want someone to look through the cracks in a public bathroom stall. Casually cough when they enter the bathroom.  Actual Advice Mallard

Post a meme reminding everyone about an upcoming holiday You'll make it to the front page guaranteed

Post a meme reminding everyone about an upcoming holiday You'll make it to the front page guaranteed  Actual Advice Mallard

Think of something important just before going to sleep? WRITE IT DOWN

Think of something important just before going to sleep? WRITE IT DOWN  Actual Advice Mallard

Use different user names on each social networking site you use That way it would be impossible for creepy people like myself to piece together your identity and use it for god knows what

Use different user names on each social networking site you use That way it would be impossible for creepy people like myself to piece together your identity and use it for god knows what  Actual Advice Mallard

If your job offers a pay card. Accept it, you will get paid 2-3 days earlier.

If your job offers a pay card. Accept it, you will get paid 2-3 days earlier.   Actual Advice Mallard
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