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if you apply for a job and don't call to check on the status you don't deserve a job

if you apply for a job and don't call to check on the status you don't deserve a job Actual Advice Mallard
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start doing sit-ups everynight you will be able to perform more positions over time

start doing sit-ups everynight you will be able to perform more positions over time Actual Advice Mallard
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TIP YOUR WAITER

TIP YOUR WAITER Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't become an organ donor if you are a minority you're less likely to be saved

Don't become an organ donor if you are a minority you're less likely to be saved Actual Advice Mallard
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When on Reddit Don't Ignore the comment section, you'll have just as much fun there

When on Reddit Don't Ignore the comment section, you'll have just as much fun there Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont be an asshole

Dont be an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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Your employer's mission is to pay you the lowest possible amount that will keep you from leaving

Your employer's mission is to pay you the lowest possible amount that will keep you from leaving Actual Advice Mallard
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store your glasses in a shelf closer to the floor. in case you fumble and drop one, it won't explode and scatter everywhere

store your glasses in a shelf closer to the floor. in case you fumble and drop one, it won't explode and scatter everywhere Actual Advice Mallard
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no matter how cute or hot she may look do not stick dick in crazy

no matter how cute or hot she may look do not stick dick in crazy Actual Advice Mallard
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Always tell the truth people will respect you for it, plus, it's too much work to lie.

Always tell the truth people will respect you for it, plus, it's too much work to lie. Actual Advice Mallard
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