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Don't ignore your friends You will need them during the relationship too, or you weren't really friends anyway

Don't ignore your friends You will need them during the relationship too, or you weren't really friends anyway  Actual Advice Mallard

Asking your significant other how many people he/she has slept with, is like asking a marine how many people he has killed.

Asking your significant other how many people he/she has slept with, is like asking a marine how many people he has killed.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're looking at an article, list, or slideshow Look for a print view button. It will be easier to read.

If you're looking at an article, list, or slideshow Look for a print view button. It will be easier to read.  Actual Advice Mallard

Shampoo and condition Your Afro will look amazing

Shampoo and condition  Your Afro will look amazing   Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is having a girls night at her place send her flowers so her friends get jealous when they see them

If your girlfriend is having a girls night at her place  send her flowers so her friends get jealous when they see them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to skip ahead to your subscriptions new uploads enter "http://www.youtube.com/feed/subscriptions/u"

If you want to skip ahead to your subscriptions new uploads enter

if you use keyboard shortcuts to access private browsing or incognito mode always make sure the default keyboard language hasn't changed when you finish

if you use keyboard shortcuts to access private browsing or incognito mode always make sure the default keyboard language hasn't changed when you finish  Actual Advice Mallard

Disoriented while in an unfamiliar part of the sea? Look at the moss on the rocks. It points towards civilization.

Disoriented while in an unfamiliar part of the sea? Look at the moss on the rocks.  It points towards civilization.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Rule #1 Keep momma happy RUle #2 if momma ain't happy, nobody is happy

Rule #1 Keep momma happy RUle #2 if momma ain't happy, nobody is happy  Actual Advice Mallard
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