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When starting a movie, instead of pressing "play movie", Press on scene selection and select the first part it skips all of the rated info, as well as fbi and copyright warnings that usually won't go away

When starting a movie, instead of pressing
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its never polite to ask a woman how old she is instead, ask when she graduated high school and do the math

its never polite to ask a woman how old she is instead, ask when she graduated high school and do the math Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are called in for jury duty, bring a Wall Street Journal to read Lawyers don't like having smart people on juries, and you're more likely to be dismissed

If you are called in for jury duty, bring a Wall Street Journal to read Lawyers don't like having smart people on juries, and you're more likely to be dismissed Actual Advice Mallard
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The key to a good communication in your relationship Is telling your partner what really is wrong when they ask you.

The key to a good communication in your relationship Is telling your partner what really is wrong when they ask you. Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to look skinnier in photos? Lose weight!

Want to look skinnier in photos? Lose weight! Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to find a needle in a haystack? Just burn the haystack. It will be the only thing left.

Need to find a needle in a haystack? Just burn the haystack. It will be the only thing left. Actual Advice Mallard
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Smell the string when you finish flossing you will start flossing regularly

Smell the string when you finish flossing you will start flossing regularly Actual Advice Mallard
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Going To A Home Improvement Warehouse? Bring a notepad and pen. Some items such as patio blocks, chain, rope etc don't have bar codes - so write down the item number and the quantity. This helps ensure a speedy checkout and accuracy in pricing.

Going To A Home Improvement Warehouse? Bring a notepad and pen. Some items such as patio blocks, chain, rope etc don't have bar codes - so write down the item number and the quantity. This helps ensure a speedy checkout and accuracy in pricing. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you actually suspect you are being followed you are probably have other issues to worry about

If you actually suspect you are being followed you are probably have other issues to worry about Actual Advice Mallard
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Impress girls with a fail proof sponge cake recipe weigh the eggs then do the sugar, butter and flour the same weight!

Impress girls with a fail proof sponge cake recipe weigh the eggs then do the sugar, butter and flour the same weight! Actual Advice Mallard
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