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If you want to post to reddit faster than ever Make DuckDuckGo your default search engine, then just put '!r' to the left of the URL in the address bar

If you want to post to reddit faster than ever Make DuckDuckGo your default search engine, then just put '!r' to the left of the URL in the address bar  Actual Advice Mallard

Forget your cakeday? RES reminds you every time you hover over your username.

Forget your cakeday? RES reminds you every time you hover over your username.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep a spare car key in your wallet if you lock your keys in your car you can open the door

Keep a spare car key in your wallet if you lock your keys in your car you can open the door   Actual Advice Mallard

Date an engineer they can fix anything, explain daily life Phenomenon, and treat you like a goddess

Date an engineer they can fix anything, explain daily life Phenomenon, and treat you like a goddess  Actual Advice Mallard

if a police officer asks you to hand over your beverage so he can read the ingredients hand it the fuck over

if a police officer asks you to hand over your beverage so he can read the ingredients hand it the fuck over  Actual Advice Mallard

do math with you kids while they're young you wont need to hire a tutor when they're older

do math with you kids while they're young you wont need to hire a tutor when they're older  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're self conscience about your body and post to r/gonewild fishing for compliments you're going to be relying on people who look at naked women on the internet for self esteem the rest of your life.

if you're self conscience about your body and post to r/gonewild fishing for compliments you're going to be relying on people who look at naked women on the internet for self esteem the rest of your life.  Actual Advice Mallard

If somebody asks for your phone Step away from the pool

If somebody asks for your phone Step away from the pool  Actual Advice Mallard

When the new xbox ∞ comes out Hold Alt+236 on the numpad, & let go to get ∞

When the new xbox ∞ comes out Hold Alt+236 on the numpad, & let go to get ∞   Actual Advice Mallard

when exiting the freeway don't start slowing down until you are on the off-ramp

when exiting the freeway don't start slowing down until you are on the off-ramp  Actual Advice Mallard
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