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If you don't want the government to watch you Read the terms and conditions you are agreeing to to make sure they won't sell your information!

If you don't want the government to watch you Read the terms and conditions you are agreeing to to make sure they won't sell your information! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford to tip your waiter You can't afford to eat out at a restaurant

If you can't afford to tip your waiter You can't afford to eat out at a restaurant Actual Advice Mallard
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If you buy too many frogs you might run out of money.

If you buy too many frogs you might run out of money. Actual Advice Mallard
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Clearly mark your address on your mailbox or house It will be easier for delivery drivers to find your house

Clearly mark your address on your mailbox or house It will be easier for delivery drivers to find your house Actual Advice Mallard
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do something goofy when you lock your door to go out it'll be easier to remember that you did later on in the day

do something goofy when you lock your door to go out it'll be easier to remember that you did later on in the day Actual Advice Mallard
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Always date women with small hands It will make your dick look bigger

Always date women with small hands It will make your dick look bigger Actual Advice Mallard
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Unattractive female that can't get laid? Be a bartender...

Unattractive female that can't get laid? Be a bartender... Actual Advice Mallard
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Start Reddit a few pages down and move backwards The posts get better and better, and there is a definite stopping point

Start Reddit a few pages down and move backwards The posts get better and better, and there is a definite stopping point Actual Advice Mallard
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If your child is making a scene don't yell, it only makes it worse

If your child is making a scene don't yell, it only makes it worse Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ask your prof a question via email and they write back with an informative response... Take a moment to write back and thank them. They notice when you don't and it's the polite thing to do in any event.

If you ask your prof a question via email and they write back with an informative response... Take a moment to write back and thank them. They notice when you don't and it's the polite thing to do in any event. Actual Advice Mallard
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