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at a food court in the mall? Tell the cashier you work at one of the stores for a discount

at a food court in the mall? Tell the cashier you work at one of the stores for a discount Actual Advice Mallard
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Pick up slightly overweight girls at the gym They're usually humble and will get in better shape.

Pick up slightly overweight girls at the gym They're usually humble and will get in better shape. Actual Advice Mallard
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If youre still hungry after eating Try waiting 10-15 mins before getting something else. Your brain probably just hasnt sent the signal you arent

If youre still hungry after eating Try waiting 10-15 mins before getting something else. Your brain probably just hasnt sent the signal you arent Actual Advice Mallard
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God gave you two emergency wipes Your socks

God gave you two emergency wipes Your socks Actual Advice Mallard
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going to have a post ejaculation piss? have a shower and do it in there

going to have a post ejaculation piss? have a shower and do it in there Actual Advice Mallard
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Always ask if it's ok before you rub or touch a pregnant woman's belly

Always ask if it's ok before you rub or touch a pregnant woman's belly Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink more water

Drink more water Actual Advice Mallard
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Try to fix someone's computer problem and you'll be there an hour. Try to teach them to fix their own computer problems and you will be there a lifetime.

Try to fix someone's computer problem and you'll be there an hour. Try to teach them to fix their own computer problems and you will be there a lifetime. Actual Advice Mallard
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Stale Bread? close the bag when you're not using it

Stale Bread? close the bag when you're not using it Actual Advice Mallard
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If she says she doesn't love you she doesn't

If she says she doesn't love you she doesn't Actual Advice Mallard
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