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Don't buy a house close to a school You fucking moron

Don't buy a house close to a school You fucking moron Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOUR COFFEE POT IS STAINED: POUR SALT TO COVER BOTTOM OF YOUR POT, THROW IN A FEW ICE CUBES SWIRL THE POT UNTIL IT LOOKS BRAND NEW

IF YOUR COFFEE POT IS STAINED: POUR SALT TO COVER BOTTOM OF YOUR POT, THROW IN A FEW ICE CUBES SWIRL THE POT UNTIL IT LOOKS BRAND NEW Actual Advice Mallard
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do not post to reddit while drunk

do not post to reddit while drunk Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught kidnapping a child Just say you thought it was your niece or nephew

If you get caught kidnapping a child Just say you thought it was your niece or nephew Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a quick synopsis of all the important stuff that happened on reddit today? www.yahoo.com

Want a quick synopsis of all the important stuff that happened on reddit today? www.yahoo.com Actual Advice Mallard
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Embarrassing traffic stop in front of work or school? Turn on your hazard lights, it'll look like the cop is helping you

Embarrassing traffic stop in front of work or school? Turn on your hazard lights, it'll look like the cop is helping you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get a mosquito bite... Put tooth paste on it...it will sooth and help the healing

If you get a mosquito bite... Put tooth paste on it...it will sooth and help the healing Actual Advice Mallard
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Extremely itchy back? take a shower and turn the water to a comfortably, uncomfortable hot temperature

Extremely itchy back? take a shower and turn the water to a comfortably, uncomfortable hot temperature Actual Advice Mallard
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When dating a teacher, look them up on ratemyteacher.com to see what they're like when not trying to impress anyone.

When dating a teacher, look them up on ratemyteacher.com to see what they're like when not trying to impress anyone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Always keep your resume updated and actively search for other jobs It will give you an idea of what skills companies are looking for, salary info, and benefits you should ask about

Always keep your resume updated and actively search for other jobs It will give you an idea of what skills companies are looking for, salary info, and benefits you should ask about Actual Advice Mallard
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