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Don't listen to your friends' advice they're stupid

Don't listen to your friends' advice they're stupid Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to skip the crowds at an amusement park Go during the super bowl

If you want to skip the crowds at an amusement park Go during the super bowl Actual Advice Mallard
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If your significant other says "If I can't have you, no one can" get out

If your significant other says
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Use wood glue to clean dust off of a record the glue will stick only to the dust, and peel cleanly off the record

Use wood glue to clean dust off of a record the glue will stick only to the dust, and peel cleanly off the record Actual Advice Mallard
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When She says "tell me the truth i won't be mad" when posed with a no win question don't answer she will be mad

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Trying to go to gym but find it too crowded? Workout during major sporting events

Trying to go to gym but find it too crowded? Workout during major sporting events Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to hide a body, go to a cemetery, find an open grave and bury it one foot down cadaver dogs will be useless

If you want to hide a body, go to a cemetery, find an open grave and bury it one foot down cadaver dogs will be useless Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a silly string fight Keep your mouth closed

If you're in a silly string fight Keep your mouth closed Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to make easy karma using the advice mallard? steal from /r/lifeprotips/ and repost tips as advice mallard

Want to make easy karma using the advice mallard? steal from /r/lifeprotips/ and repost tips as advice mallard Actual Advice Mallard
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Hitting the snooze button too much in the morning? Move the alarm clock to the other side of the room

Hitting the snooze button too much in the morning? Move the alarm clock to the other side of the room Actual Advice Mallard
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