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Don't get confused about missing content disable the subreddit stylesheet instead

Don't get confused about missing content disable the subreddit stylesheet instead  Actual Advice Mallard

DO NOT TRUST YOUR MIRRORS ALWAYS LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER

DO NOT TRUST YOUR MIRRORS ALWAYS LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER  Actual Advice Mallard

Dont buy an expensive bed for your pets They dont give a shit and would rather sleep in a box

Dont buy an expensive bed for your pets They dont give a shit and would rather sleep in a box  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find that you need, but lack a plunger Pour a bucket of water into the bowl.

If you find that you need, but lack a plunger Pour a bucket of water into the bowl.  Actual Advice Mallard

When eating at a buffet Find an employee on food break, and try what they eat. They know what's good.

When eating at a buffet Find an employee on food break, and try what they eat. They know what's good.  Actual Advice Mallard

Never lick anyone's upper back chances are it's never been properly washed

Never lick anyone's upper back chances are it's never been properly washed  Actual Advice Mallard

Need Karma at night? Title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on

Need Karma at night? Title your post something that the Americans can't resist clicking on  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't mix a drink with flat pop Just don't

Don't mix a drink with flat pop Just don't  Actual Advice Mallard

If your medical issue is severe enough to gain karma go see a doctor

If your medical issue is severe enough to gain karma go see a doctor  Actual Advice Mallard

To get ketchup unstuck hold the bottle nearly parallel to the ground with the bottom slightly elevated. Tap the neck of the bottle on your index finger's largest knuckle.

To get ketchup unstuck   hold the bottle nearly parallel to the ground with the bottom slightly elevated. Tap the neck of the bottle on your index finger's largest knuckle.   Actual Advice Mallard
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