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Heating up leftover fried rice? sprinkle some water over it to moisten it.

Heating up leftover fried rice? sprinkle some water over it to  moisten it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because there is a lifeguard at the pool doesnt mean you get to stop being a parent

Just because there is a lifeguard at the pool doesnt mean you get to stop being a parent   Actual Advice Mallard

Double check your spelling when posting online it will make you appear smarter than you might actually be

Double check your spelling when posting online it will make you appear smarter than you might actually be  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're planning a super expensive wedding You're probably not secure in your relationship

if you're planning a super expensive wedding You're probably not secure in your relationship  Actual Advice Mallard

If you live in Moore, Oklahoma Move

If you live in Moore, Oklahoma Move  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because you're wearing headphones Doesn't mean I'm not gonna make you take them off so I can tell you to mow the damn lawn

Just because you're wearing headphones Doesn't mean I'm not gonna make you take them off so I can tell you to mow the damn lawn  Actual Advice Mallard

If you take Saturday off work, planning to get drunk take sunday off instead

If you take Saturday off work, planning to get drunk take sunday off instead  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're on a conference call and everyone is hearing their voice echo but you You're the one who's causing it

If you're on a conference call and everyone is hearing their voice echo but you You're the one who's causing it  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to dry your hair fast? Use a shamwow

Need to dry your hair fast? Use a shamwow  Actual Advice Mallard

Hair too poofy or stand up too high? rub your head against a pillow and the static will make it lay flat

Hair too poofy or stand up too high? rub your head against a pillow and the static will make it lay flat  Actual Advice Mallard
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