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if you're reaching into the toaster and your fingers start to burn Just grab your earlobe with your thumb and pointer finger

if you're reaching into the toaster and your fingers start to burn Just grab your earlobe with your thumb and pointer finger  Actual Advice Mallard

to quickly skip a netflix episode on xbox double tap rb

to quickly skip a netflix episode on xbox double tap rb  Actual Advice Mallard

If you found it on the internet it's probably already been on reddit.

If you found it on the internet it's probably already been on reddit.  Actual Advice Mallard

Work out, keep your chin up, and look everyone in the eyes at least once. Acting like a pussy by doing any thing else makes you a target.

Work out, keep your chin up, and look everyone in the eyes at least once. Acting like a pussy by doing any thing else makes you a target.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to know if you're good at something, film yourself doing it and put it on cringe If it gets upvoted, you're not good at it.

If you want to know if you're good at something, film yourself doing it and put it on cringe If it gets upvoted, you're not good at it.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want to see a certain post, but want all the links to be purple, Just right click on the link

If you don't want to see a certain post, but want all the links to be purple, Just right click on the link  Actual Advice Mallard

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quack quack quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're using a throwaway don't say you're using a throwaway

If you're using a throwaway don't say you're using a throwaway  Actual Advice Mallard

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Want to save time/money for college? Choose your professors on ratemyprofessors.com ratings  Actual Advice Mallard

There's a tiny dog face on my beak

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