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put a drop of nail polish on the screws of your glasses frame the screws will never accidentally come loose

put a drop of nail polish on the screws of your glasses frame the screws will never accidentally come loose Actual Advice Mallard
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On the desired rate of pay on a job application put 'negotiable' or 'open' That way you won't sound too picky and you'll have a higher chance of being interviewed

On the desired rate of pay on a job application put 'negotiable' or 'open' That way you won't sound too picky and you'll have a higher chance of being interviewed Actual Advice Mallard
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Cant remember if you shampoo'd while in the shower? Pull your hair, and if it squeaks you did!

Cant remember if you shampoo'd while in the shower? Pull your hair, and if it squeaks you did! Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't want a frivolous ticket? Don't go out of your way to piss off a cop.

Don't want a frivolous ticket? Don't go out of your way to piss off a cop. Actual Advice Mallard
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When taking a girl you really like on the 1st date Don't go to dinner and a movie. Instead go to a casual dinner and then someplace special afterwards that you know she has never been before. She will then realize that this special place you brought her t

When taking a girl you really like on the 1st date Don't go to dinner and a movie. Instead go to a casual dinner and then someplace special afterwards that you know she has never been before. She will then realize that this special place you brought her t Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't wanna miss when giving a high five? Look at each other's elbows

Don't wanna miss when giving a high five? Look at each other's elbows Actual Advice Mallard
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To prevent chafing while swimming at the beach Wear a speedo or jammer underneath your trunks

To prevent chafing while swimming at the beach Wear a speedo or jammer underneath your trunks Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to R/Lifeprotips To get ideas for this meme

Go to R/Lifeprotips To get ideas for this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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your a nigger

your a nigger Actual Advice Mallard
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Controversial Post? Delete your old posts so nobody can downvote them

Controversial Post? Delete your old posts so nobody can downvote them Actual Advice Mallard
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