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Make an itinerary for your day Your employer will be impressed

Make an itinerary for your day Your employer will be impressed Actual Advice Mallard
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Always make playlists. You'll get sick of them, but they're awesome to listen to ten years later

Always make playlists. You'll get sick of them, but they're awesome to listen to ten years later Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you're just going to the washroom to wash your hands Pee First

If you think you're just going to the washroom to wash your hands Pee First Actual Advice Mallard
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It's difficult when you realize that your parents are not perfect. Still, respect them as human beings and authority figures. You will deal with imperfect authority figures for the rest of your life.

It's difficult when you realize that your parents are not perfect. Still, respect them as human beings and authority figures. You will deal with imperfect authority figures for the rest of your life. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't use your parents or shitty upbringing as a crutch instead be the better person on your own

don't use your parents or shitty upbringing as a crutch instead be the better person on your own Actual Advice Mallard
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if you use a plastic container for pet food, line it with a disposable bag or the food bag itself plastic is porous and will suck out fats that will turn rancid and spoil new food

if you use a plastic container for pet food, line it with a disposable bag or the food bag itself plastic is porous and will suck out fats that will turn rancid and spoil new food Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use a credit card for anything that you plan to flush down the toilet a few hours later

Don't use a credit card for anything that you plan to flush down the toilet a few hours later Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Call 911 Most epileptics are fine after a few minutes and just need to be made comfortable.

Don't Call 911 Most epileptics are fine after a few minutes and just need to be made comfortable. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see an actual advice mallard in the wild kill it

If you see an actual advice mallard in the wild kill it Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a problem procrastinating? designate different locations for specific activities (ex: only go to the library when doing work)

Have a problem procrastinating? designate different locations for specific activities (ex: only go to the library when doing work) Actual Advice Mallard
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