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if a salesperson is giving you grief simply imply to them that you're happy to work with a different salesperson

if a salesperson is giving you grief simply imply to them that you're happy to work with a different salesperson Actual Advice Mallard
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When raising kids Use common fucking sense!

When raising kids Use common fucking sense! Actual Advice Mallard
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If you've been drinking and get pulled over and know you're going to fail don't perform any sobriety tests, blow into any machine or let them draw blood. It's your right to refuse and will help your case in court

If you've been drinking and get pulled over and know you're going to fail don't perform any sobriety tests, blow into any machine or let them draw blood. It's your right to refuse and will help your case in court Actual Advice Mallard
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Run the fuck away

Run the fuck away Actual Advice Mallard
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After drinking your shake, fill the bottle back up at the fountain You'll get the rest of your shake and it'll prevent the stink of death later

After drinking your shake, fill the bottle back up at the fountain You'll get the rest of your shake and it'll prevent the stink of death later Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't act like a hypocrite around your kids They won't take you seriously on some of the really important things you have to teach them

Don't act like a hypocrite around your kids They won't take you seriously on some of the really important things you have to teach them Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are having trouble reading the blacked out Cispa reddits hit ctrl+a

If you are having trouble reading the blacked out Cispa reddits hit ctrl+a Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have a final exam at 8am be sure to get a good night's sleep and eat breakfast

if you have a final exam at 8am be sure to get a good night's sleep and eat breakfast Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're a boss and have employees working under you Be sure to say something when an employee has a 1 year anniversary. A little appreciation goes a long way.

If you're a boss and have employees working under you Be sure to say something when an employee has a 1 year anniversary. A little appreciation goes a long way. Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone asks for your opinion don't reply with "I don't care" or "it doesn't matter to me" That isn't helpful, they want your actual opinion

When someone asks for your opinion don't reply with
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