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kitchen infested with fruit flies? apple cider vinegar+dish soap= irresistible trap

kitchen infested with fruit flies? apple cider vinegar+dish soap=
irresistible trap  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want a comment to get noticed reply to the first comment, it shows your comment below it

if you want a comment to get noticed reply to the first comment, it shows your comment below it  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack quack quack Quack quack quack quack

Quack quack quack Quack quack quack quack  Actual Advice Mallard

never trust a fart

 never trust a fart  Actual Advice Mallard

Put your alarm clock five minutes forward Your half-asleep mind will think it's the real time

Put your alarm clock five minutes forward Your half-asleep mind will think it's the real time  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to write a poem and can't think of a word that rhymes Substitute every letter for the first letter of the word

If you're trying to write a poem and can't think of a word that rhymes Substitute every letter for the first letter of the word  Actual Advice Mallard

want easy karma? make a confession bear expressing a wide held belief

want easy karma? make a confession bear expressing a wide held belief  Actual Advice Mallard

if your speeding slow down when your reaching a light they turn red when the sensors detect your speed

if your speeding slow down when your reaching a light they turn red when the sensors detect your speed  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to be liked, submit original content If you want to be popular, repost

If you want to be liked, submit original content If you want to be popular, repost  Actual Advice Mallard

Wash your car thoroughly before having it serviced. Shows pride of ownership and your mechanic will appreciate it.

Wash your car thoroughly before having it serviced.  Shows pride of ownership and your mechanic will appreciate it.   Actual Advice Mallard
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