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House fly annoying you at night? Make sure the only light on is in the bathroom. The fly will go to the light and you can kill it easily in the small space.

House fly annoying you at night? Make sure the only light on is in the bathroom. The fly will go to the light and you can kill it easily in the small space. Actual Advice Mallard
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Create your own subreddit Be on the front page whenever you want

Create your own subreddit Be on the front page whenever you want Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are lost in the woods, do your best to find a river You will are far more likely to find civilization by following it

If you are lost in the woods, do your best to find a river You will are far more likely to find civilization by following it Actual Advice Mallard
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Are you a small time seller on eBay or Amazon Marketplace? Take a minute to enclose a handwritten personal thank you before shipping. It shows you care!

Are you a small time seller on eBay or Amazon Marketplace? Take a minute to enclose a handwritten personal thank you before shipping. It shows you care! Actual Advice Mallard
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Do not have unprotected anal after your girlfriend eats spicy food

Do not have unprotected anal after your girlfriend eats spicy food Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to cash in karma on the mallard craze? Find a tip on Life Pro Tips, slap it on the duck, and repost.

Want to cash in karma on the mallard craze? Find a tip on Life Pro Tips, slap it on the duck, and repost. Actual Advice Mallard
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As a guide for calculating tip at the end of a meal Divide the total by 6 and round up a dollar. This averages out to 17.9% of the total bill for amounts between $10-100

As a guide for calculating tip at the end of a meal Divide the total by 6 and round up a dollar. This averages out to 17.9% of the total bill for amounts between $10-100 Actual Advice Mallard
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Have a wife and kids, with no appreciable sex life? Buy your wife the Fifty Shades series and give her a night off from the kids to read.

Have a wife and kids, with no appreciable sex life? Buy your wife the Fifty Shades series and give her a night off from the kids to read. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you like the advice from this meme go to r/lifehacks and r/lifeprotips

If you like the advice from this meme go to r/lifehacks and r/lifeprotips Actual Advice Mallard
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Never fill up your gas tank on the way to work/school. Look for the prices on the way there, and fill up at the cheapest one on the way home.

Never fill up your gas tank on the way to work/school. Look for the prices on the way there, and fill up at the cheapest one on the way home. Actual Advice Mallard
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