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Walking in a scary dark area at night? act like you're tweaking. nobody fucks with tweakers

Walking in a scary dark area at night? act like you're tweaking. nobody fucks with tweakers Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep one hand on the backspace key when browsing reddit Press it to go back from a post

Keep one hand on the backspace key when browsing reddit Press it to go back from a post Actual Advice Mallard
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Need help learning a new language? Change the language setting of your favorite videogame

Need help learning a new language? Change the language setting of your favorite videogame Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a crush on someone, tell them, Even if they're out of your 'league' Knowing that they don't like you is much better than wasting your time wondering.

If you have a crush on someone, tell them, Even if they're out of your 'league' Knowing that they don't like you is much better than wasting your time wondering. Actual Advice Mallard
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women do not want men to fix their problems they simply want men to listen to them so that they can vent

women do not want men to fix their problems they simply want men to listen to them so that they can vent Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have an identical twin brother and a recent baby born in september you should probably consult a divorce attorney, ask your wife some questions and be prepared to disown your brother.

If you have an identical twin brother and a recent baby born in september you should probably consult a divorce attorney, ask your wife some questions and be prepared to disown your brother. Actual Advice Mallard
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Plan on having a night of heavy drinking? Drink some Pepto-Bismol before hand so when you throw-up it won't taste like vomit

Plan on having a night of heavy drinking? Drink some Pepto-Bismol before hand so when you throw-up it won't taste like vomit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your cat to sleep in his new pet bed brush him and take all of the hair from the brush and rub it into the bed

If you want your cat to sleep in his new pet bed brush him and take all of the hair from the brush and rub it into the bed Actual Advice Mallard
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When somebody gives you good advice fucking take it

When somebody gives you good advice fucking take it Actual Advice Mallard
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if you don't want to be stuck in a dead-end job work hard in school and go to college

if you don't want to be stuck in a dead-end job work hard in school and go to college Actual Advice Mallard
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